is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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