Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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