Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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