is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
