i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Randomize
