What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
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