We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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