Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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