Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
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