Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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