brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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