big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Of course I have a pirate flag
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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