so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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