He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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