i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
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