remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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