I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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