You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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