Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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