Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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