normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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