So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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