I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
You need a sexual gate keeper
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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