he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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