By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Randomize
