So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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