i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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