no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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