Me. At least after what I've been through.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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