Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Couch. On fire.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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