Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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