It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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