And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
She even gives head with a lisp.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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