Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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