what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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