Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
So vagazzling was a success
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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