He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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