wat bout pragnant strippers??
Swine flu is the new snow day.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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