Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize