Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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