I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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