Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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