I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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