Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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