Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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