Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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