She went from zero to smokin in five shots
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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