My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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