doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
