Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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