do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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