If i come over, it means nothing
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
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