how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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