nut hugger
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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