You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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