***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I can't trust your balls anymore.
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